Sunday, September 14, 2008

Attack of the Dummies vs. War of The Worlds

OK a couple of dreams last night.



Started with me being in a HUMUNGOUS Sam's Club-like store. There were groceries everywhere. and we were stocking up because we were going somewhere. There were like 4 of us. Two guys and two girls. All of a sudden as we are about to buy all of our stuff the store shuts down. I start yelling at the cashier because she refuses to ring up our items and tells us to get the hell out. Then these giant mascot looking people bust through the walls and start attacking us. I soon realize I'm not storng enough to take them all so we all start running. I climb to the top of all the groceries, which happens to be like 20 feet up, and the evil mascot people start chucking bags of potatoes, cans, and other heavy items at me. Most of the items hit me but I just shrug them off and keep going, I realize that the items should be hurting me more, but I'm like whatever. the end.

Then War of the world comes along. I walk into my garage and this HUGE battle is goin on between these alien spider looking robot with long necks and one eye and all these people. The main spider sticks its head in my garage and looks directly at me. I start punching its eye and its eye shatters like glass. I continue to punch it and its whole camera-like head explodes. Before it explodes though it shows the face of some guy on a screen. Immediately after it explodes the garage door shuts and the battle is over, the aliens retreated and the humans disappear. The guy whose face it showed on the screen walks in my garage side door and throws me a coffee and some other drink. I catch them and he says, "nice catch sport." I look out the garage side door and realize that this guy is my neighbors boyfriend. I immediately hate him. He starts criticizing everything and everyone, but laughs it off and makes a joke out of it. I start to follow him around and he gets angry with me. We start to argue and I make a fool of him in front of everyone. My mom yells at me to be polite. He looks like he's going to kill me, but then smiles an awkward smile and walks inside my house. I follow him into my garage. He turns to me with an evil look upon him face and starts to laugh. He mocks me and says, "You fool, you have no idea what you are into." and his body starts to rip open and he turns into a mini version of the spiders. He tries to stab me with one of his legs, but I grab this metal bar and hit his leg away and somehow he dies. Then the whole thing starts over. Battle happens, guy comes in, but this time I am talking to my brother and I say, I know who that sonavabitch is. My brother says, "yea, but the family decided that out of all the stories, they like this boyfriend girlfriend relationship best." I look at him like wtf you talking about man? and then the evil guy turns into a hologram and I realize it was just a movie that I could affect. Every action made for a different ending to the movie.

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