Thursday, February 26, 2009

Shapeshifters

this dreams stared off with me narrating it, as if I was on the phone with myself.
I said....

I'm over at Shantia's house, drunk again, Robert is crazy, so is my brother. I'm just glad everything worked out alright.

*flash to me at my house*

*blank*(don't remember. Something about a gun battle and shooting snipers and stuff.)

*two hot girls (don't remember, just remember they were thrown in there.)

*flash to Shantia's house.*

It's morning and only me and Waylon are awake.
"I have to go to .....*" he says.
"I'll go with." I say
We hop in his car and start driving down the street. It is now night. I think about telling him to drop me off back at Shantia's house, or at a gas station, anywhere with light.

(Robert calls) (to make it easy I'll put me in quotations and him in dollar signs)
"Yo what's up man?"
$Man I love the gorillas now, thanks man$
"Uhhh sure, what you guys up to, drinking?"
$yea you wanna come?$
"sure where you at?"
$....*$
"that's right on my way, be there in a sec."

I tell waylon to drop me off with them.

Me, Bryan, Pardee, Robert, Travis and some girl are together. We are driving around when we run into this dark area next to a gas station. Our car dies.
Robert says, "I'll push it to a mechanic, you guys find out what the hell is going on."
We walk into this dark room.
The room illuminates in a purple light-like glow. An alien probably the size of a van pops out of nowhere. I has sharp teeth and no lips. it also has a long tongue that sways back and forth, and huge eyes that seem to be made of red squishy glass. It creates three aliens from its mouth. Two smaller versions of itself and one big black blob. The blob latches onto Kyle and tries to change him into an Alien. He pulls it off himself.
"It almost turned me full alien right there."
We flee, but the two smaller aliens come after us. one turns into a guy in a red sports jacket with a ridiculously long tongue. Black ooze dripps from its mouth. My brother, who has been transformed into like half human, half alien. Grabs it's tongue and starts forcing him to walk towards a gas station. i jump on the aliens back and start punching, kicking, elbowing, all seemingly with no effect.
"Be careful what you do Miles." Says my brother, "What if he got loose...?"
I ignore him and keep raining down blows.
He does escape, but instead of attacking me, he motions for us to follow him and runs towards a gas station.

We find Robert with our car at the gas station. The alien guy stops in front of the gas station door, goes into a stance like he's going to attack, and then sprints away. I turn around to see a kid with a sort of hand held weed wacker. He seems to be using it as a metal detector. I walk into the gas staion and it is more like a DJ booth. The guy behind the booth gives me a record and is like enjoy mon. (Jamaican accent) I look at the record and its the Gorillas record.

all of a sudden I realize what is going on. The conversation with myself was leading up to this point. I understand what i have to do. I walk up to Robert and give him the record and get in the car. I know i'm going to be drinking later tonight at Shantia's house..... Everything is going to be ok.

I awaken.






*Some pictures for you less imaginitive ones*

Gorillas album
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Black Blob that got Kyle
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Little aliens' heads
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Little Alien after it Shapeshifted into long tongued guy
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Euphoria and The Spy

I only remember part of this dream. Here's from what I remember.


I'm in my parents bed, with a girl. She lies on her side, facing towards me. She has dirty blonde hair, and a very delicate face. She looks so peaceful sleeping next to me. I have my arm around her and she awakes for a second, looks up at me, then lays head head on my chest. It is morning and I have just woken up from a great night of sleep. I remember that I am home alone, everyone else is my family is one a trip and will be gone for several weeks. I remember thinking to myself, "This is paradise, I'm with a beautiful girl, lying in a comfortable bed, no worries in the world, and lots of time."

She wakes up again, gives me a devious look and then shoots under the covers. Pleasure surges through my body. I close my eyes and lay my head back. A moment later she resurfaces, softly biting her lower lip. I put my hands on her shoulders and slowly push her to her back. I roll on top and we slowly start to make love. It is very smooth and rhythmical, no excess in movement, not frenzied. We are simply making love, not fucking. After several minutes of the same, we roll out of bed and walk hand in hand to the top of my stair case.

We barely make it to the staircase before we resume. This time it is much different. I increase the pace. She closes her eyes and opens her mouth, barely able to make audible noises. I run my hand through her hair and increase the pace even further. My motions are quick and rigid, each thrust a unique action. I kiss her neck as I continue to thrust harder and harder. She puts her hand on my stomach as if to say, "One second."

She rolls over and gets on her hands and knees. Looking over her shoulder, her look tells me to continue. I easily guide my cock inside her now wet pussy. She gives off a slight shudder of pleasure. I grip her waist and begin anew. Our motions don't align and become monotone. I quickly get bored and stop. We both stand and I lead her to my bedroom.

She lays on top of the covers. I admire her beautiful naked body and another wave of desire washes over me. Unfortunately the phone rings and I have to hold the thought. I lean in and give her a kiss before answering the phone.

"Hello?"
"What are you doing?" It's my mother.
"Just hanging out at the house, How's the trip going?"
"Good, hey listen, did you sleep in our bed?"
"No, what would give you that idea?"
"Is there a girl over there?"
(I mouth video camera? to the girl on the bed. I Assume there is one watching us)
"What?"
"I know you are lying Miles. Just tell me the truth."
"I don't know what you are talking about Mom."
"We're coming home Miles."

I walk into their bedroom and notice the bed is still messy from when I slept in it. My parents are already in the room.

"I know you did something Miles."
"What are you talking about?"
"If I have to use my password!"
(It clicks. There was a video camera watching us. Rage overwhelms me.)
"WHAT PASSWORD? HUH? What happened to Trust?!"
"Nonyabusiness is the password. I'm joking there is no password." (She stumbles over excuses)


I awake.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The Winner of the Mall

So in this one:


I start in a mall, on the second story. I'm walking and it is Super crowded. i'm pushing past a crowd with Shantia when he jumps into a store. The weird thing about the store is the walls aren't connected to the roof and they are made out of wood. Shantia pokes his head over the "fence" and says, "what should I buy?"
I respond, "Iono man, just smoke some weeeeed!"
"I'll get sent to jail if I do that," He says.
I sit down near the railing or the walkway and a guy in a lettermans jacket walks up to me. We start talking about the sports he played and that i played and then I see a guy in a Durango Lettersman jacket.
I yell, "HEY DURANGO!! DURANGO! YO! DURANGOOOOO!!"
HE doesn't hear me and keeps walking. All of a sudden alarms start going off and I look down onto the first floor. These guys with glasses on are yelling and their big huge meeting table splits open and fireworks start shooting out of the inside.
Glen comes out of nowhere are says, "The chest."
Balloons come out of the table afterwards and a voice comes on over the loudspeakers, "attention shoppers, if you have a key report downstairs to the chest to claim your prize. The first person to get to the chest with the right key wins!!!"
I make a break for the escalator, only to see Shantia and Crista ahead of me. I get to the bottom and Shantia and Crista are Behind a girl who is trying to open the box. She frowns and gives up leaving her keys in the locks. I unlock the top lock with her key and then pull a blue key outa the bottom lock and use a key I have on me to unlock it. Crista hugs me and I high five Shantia.
"OMG we won $200,000!!" Shantia yells.


I feel kinda resentful. I want all of the money to myself, they don't deserve any of it. I am the one that had the key. Then I think, that other girl had both keys, they scared her off. I owe them the money.

Another struggle with myself, but this time I win. I celebrate with my friends, thankful that we won any money at all.


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Friday, February 6, 2009

I am the Fire Elemental.

Ok this dream starts with me and a friend, who is a girl, in a school. We decide we need to escape from the school so we start to try hella hard to figure a way out. There are little carts with security guards running all around. I flex my arm and a little red glass ball appears. It looks like it is filled with fire. I throw it and a little burst of flames happens. I am amazed. I try again and this time I flex for longer and the burst of flames is a little bigger. I'm discouraged, however, because I threw it at paper and the paper didn't ignite. Finally, I flex for a great deal of time and the ball start glowing. I throw it at these security box thingies and it explodes sending sparks and metal pieces everywhere. Security immediately start to investigate. I create another ball and throw it at another security box trying to make a distraction for my friend. As this Box explodes a door opens and she runs through. I walk the other way casually and talk to some people and show one of them the weak ball. This time though the weak ball lights the paper on fire and I have to stomp it out. I begin to wonder what my friend power is so I ask her. (O btw she is blind in one eye) She starts to concentrate and turns into a purple colored ninja. Her face mask covers her blind eye and the rest of her face. When she goes to use her power a little side panel pops up that shows her spiritual power. A little antennea pops up behind her good eye and a little glass lense comes over her glass eye. She then throws these little wall mines that I guess tell her where all her enemies are.

I am amazed by her transformation and try to transform myself. I transform into a red ninja that looks somewhat like Scorpion from mortal combat. We then run through the now opened door and enter a labyrinth of hallways. Enemies come pouring out of every nook and cranny. My friend pulls out a sword and starts to slice and dice people as I start chucking my fireballs in every which direction. We split up and I run into some girl that works for the evil company. She promises to keep me safe under one condition, I have sex with her. (haha yea I know but stfu)

We run to a room in the far North side of the building. There are weapons everywhere. There also is a bed and a couch. I begin clearing all the weapons off of the furniture, admiring each one as I do, but for some reason I feel like i don't have much time. Finally, we sit on the couch and start to kiss. She climbs on top of me and starts dry humping me. I put my hand down her pants and start fingering her. She lets out a moan. she grabs my hair with both hands and starts moving her hips in rhythm to my hand.

THEN my dream starts fading, I'm in a restaurant with Casey and he's talking about some shit that I don't wanna hear about.
I'm like, "Casey you motherfucker, you better let me get back to my favorite part of my dream!"
and he's like, "Don't worry about it man, you can do that anytime."
So my dream keep fading in and out of sex and the restaurant until the sex is over. :(

back in the room with the couch and the bed we are sitting on the couch, when the girl asks me if I have learned how to harness my fire form yet. I transform into the Scorpion looking ninja suit and she laughs. "No silly, I mean your fire form. We all have it, all of us fire elementals that is. You just have to be able to control the form instead of it controlling you." She then starts to transform into a demon looking creature. I'm like WTF!!! Purple Ninja girl comes back and is like, "You had sex with that?!"

The Demon speaks, "Try it Miles, you must learn to harness the power!"
I respond, "No thanks, I'm perfectly happy with my ninja form."
"FOOL!" She yells.
All of a sudden I see glowing red eyes through the doorway behind the demon.
"It's the Deathlord!" I say in a panic.
I run to the other door in an attempt to escape, but he is already outside that one too. I turn back to the demon,
"Help." I say pitifully.
The Deathlord walks through the doorway closer to her. He looks like Hellboy without the horns and the rock hand. Or like a Giant with Red skin, glowing red eyes, and blue electricity bouncing around his body. He starts talking to the demon and me and the purple ninja make a break for it. I know the demon is doomed.

We run for a little and make it outside into a chaotic world. We are joined by a blue ninja and a couple others, (I think one was grey). We keep running forward.
"To the broken building!" I yell. We press on to a destroyed structure, with a blue glow about it.
"I have a bad feeling about this," Says the Blue Ninja.
"Me too," Says Purple.
"What are you guys saying, this place is perfectly safe," I say.
I walk into an open field close to the building, debris is scattered across the ground. Then Zombies and skeletons start popping outa the ground.
"It's a graveyard!" I yell as I start running back to the group.
We all draw weapons and start cutting up undead as we retreat across a river.

Across the river our view focuses on a witch (yes like the ones from Left 4 Dead) on top of a ridge. Something echos in my head, if you have trained in rock climbing getting up there should be easy. I start tapping buttons on a controller and me in the dream starts climbing with ease toward the top, but about three quarters of the way up I lose my rhythm and start to lose my grip. I feel like the whole cliff start tilting and I fall off. Luckily I feel in water, or didn't get hurt by the fall at all. The witch then is sitting right in from of me. With Wolverine like tactics I pounce for her, going for the kill. I punch her like twice and she knocks me away. This continues several times with both of us taking turns at beating the other, until I fall in the water. When I come up, the witch is nowhere to be found. All of my team is in human form,(as opposed to ninja form) sitting around this beautiful young girl. One teammate, (I'm not sure if it was the grey or blue ninja) Has long blonde hair. He has a sharp face and is hugging the girl. The other teammate looks a little spooked. He has short brown hair and a thick brown beard.
I ask, "Where's the witch?"
The blonde guy say, "This is the witch, if you approach her slowly and make yourself not seem like a threat, she transforms to her human form. The witch is just her elemental form."
At this point I feel like a dumbass and wanna tell him to uppercut her, but everyone seems so happy that I just get out of the water, go back to my human form and chill.

I awake.



Couple pictures for you less imaginative ones.



Fireball (kinda, it was brighter)
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My Red Ninja Form
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Fire Elemental Form (Bright Red tho)
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The Deathlord.... (again kinda not exactly)
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The Witch (but with glowing yellow eyes)
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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Two Trolls, Two Cops, Two Gangs

Begining of the dream starts with being next to the ocean traveling, scuba diving, blah blah. can't really remember.


1st Troll
We are just coming from this church when we see a troll to our left across a pool of water. We freeze so he won't see us. He jumps in the water, swims to the other side and starts climbing towards us very slowly. We duck down to prevent him from seeing us but he does so anyways. Immediately he charges and my dad and brother pull out weapons. My dad charges him with a sledgehammer and my brother with a knife. When my dad swings the troll curls up into a ball like an armadillo. The sledgehammer bounces off of him as if he were made of rubber. He knocks my dad over a fence behind us and I don't see my dad again. My brother goes to chop him and he punches him backwards. Bryan and I are throwing rocks at him, while my mom and Mallory retreat. the rocks just bounce off him and finally the troll pulls off a piece of himself and throws it at Bryan. It hits Bryan and sticks him the the fence behind us like a spiderweb. Travis tries to free Bryan with the knife but is hit with one too. I dodge one and jump into a Jacuzzi that is next to me. I grab the piece of the troll that he threw and he teleports to it and punches me. This process repeats itself like 3 times with me dodging punches. Finally he teleports into the Jacuzzi and turns into a little bull shark. He bites my arm and starts spinning around it, tearing it up. I grab the back of his neck and pull, in a desperate attempt to get him off, and something makes a breaking noise.
He screams, "THE KEY!!!"
I remember seeing a locked box in the church and make a break for it while he is stunned. He teleports in front of me and starts charging something.
I yell, "You sucker!" and run back to the Jacuzzi to pick up the key I hadn't gotten.
Now with the key he teleports to the Jacuzzi and grabs me. Mallory jumps on his back and I run for the church again. I hear a loud rattle of the gate and assume that is Mallory being thrown off the trolls back. I jump into a pool in the church and grab the lockbox. I turn to see the troll running at me. Fumbling with the key, I finally unlock the lockbox, revealing a heart inside. I grab the still beating heart and squeeze it. The troll stumbles, like he is gasping for breathe and grabs his chest.
"Please, massage the heart," he begs.
"Never," I respond as I squeeze it between both of my hands and it explodes.
He drops to his knees and turns to dust that is swept away in a breeze.

2nd Troll
I walk triumphantly back into the main church room from the church pool room, only to find my brother and mom in two different jacuzzis, filled with their own blood. Upon closer examination they are slitting their own wrists and just cutting themselves up however possible. A little girl(the 2nd troll) walks up to me and laughs.
"They are my puppets now, just like you will become. They cannot die, but will be in anguish for the rest of eternity."
Her voice is disturbing and I try to lash out for her, but she teleports me to my house. In my loft she splits into three people that I know.
Mallory whispers to me, "Her heart has to be here somewhere."
We begin searching, but the troll gets angered and knocks us back. I try deception next. Bryan takes one troll downstairs, I put one on the computer, and I start making out with the third. Mallory continues to search. I believe she finds the heart, but am not sure. All i remember is her saying, "You disgust me."
I tell her that the only reason I did that was to keep it distracted so that you could continue searching. She thinks about this and says good idea. I start walking into my brother's room and fall into a pit that teleports me to another dream.

I am walking on a drit path. To my right and left is an eternity of grass. Forward there is a door at the end on the dirt path. Behind, another door. It seems like I am on a flat platform that is floating in space. I walk toward the door ahead of me. As I walk I look to my left. Spikes start popping out of the ground. Hundreds of them about 7 or 8 feet in height. Then skeletons start popping out in front of the spikes. the skeletons grow skin and are huge knights. They start to charge me. I draw a sword and run toward the door. Realizing I'm not going to make it I hold my ground and shout, "What is our quarrel?"
The leader steps forward and says, "You are not the witch?"
I say, "Nah (like a horse sound) I believe I have been sent here by her."
"Then you can help us!" He smiles as the words come out of his mouth.
I walk onto the grass with the spikes on it, but the spikes have dissapeared. I am thinking about their proposal when and arrow flies past me. My attacker is the witch and she continues lobbing arrows at me. I dodge about 7 then charge her. I swing with my sword and it passes right through her like she is made of air. So I shoulder ram her and we both fall through the door that was originally behind me.

Back at my house, the witch surrenders.
"I have no power here," She says.
I turn on my Xbox and show her the intro and she is amazed. I tell a story based upon the game I am playing and she thinks its the future or something.

the two cops (seperate dream)
I am at Kyle's House. We are sitting on his driveway when a gang pulls up in front of his house in an El Camino painted purple. They get out and start yelling at us. We stand and they pull out weapons, a pick, a bat, a knife, and a board with nails in it. We grab ours, with me having a sledgehammer, Travis a knife, Bryan a bat, and Kyle a screwdriver. We begin fighting with us winning, but no one seemingly getting hurt. Finally everyone starts throwing their weapons in different directions. I know something wrong is going to happen. The gangmember with the pick throws it high into the air and a neighbor of Kyle's walks out of his house. He is under a patio cover, but the pick breaks through it and stabs him in the head, killing him. The gang takes off.

I call the cops and two arrive. I tell them I am an eyewitness, but they blow me off. They are more interested in Mallory and my mom. They start hitting on them and one cop goes in my house and starts playing video games. I call the cops again requesting that they send different officers and explaining the situation to them, but the operator just says, "O no... O no... you have to hire a lawyer, O geez..." I finally kick the cops out of my house.

{My ending} *some of this was in the dream and some of this was created after I woke up, problem is I can't differentiate between the two anymore*

I get a call the next day. The mystery caller asks if I am the eyewitness and if I can meet him at this address. I agree. Following the directions, I soon end up at the dead end of an alley. I throw my car into reverse, only to discover a police cruiser blocking me in. I get out of my car and the two cops get out of theirs. One pulls out his gun, "You just had to be nosy didn't you? Be the big hero. Was it worth it? Did you save the day?"
"Not yet," I respond.
"Shut up!" he yells and shoots me in the leg.
I drop to one knee behind my opened car door. I see my shotgun under my carseat and grab for it. The cop approaches me to kill me executioner style.
"Goodbye," he says mockingly as he comes around me door.
"Bye," I say with a smirk as I turn the shotgun on him and fire.
He hits the wall behind him and slides down. I grab his gun and turn toward the other officer.
"Oh, shit!!" He says and turns to run.
I fired five shots in his direction, all hitting him in a diagonal pattern, starting in his right leg and working the way up to his left shoulder.
I pull their car out and then mine. Once back to Kyle's, I am greeted by more cops.
"Are you the eyewitness that requested more cops after the other cops came to your house?"
"Yes sir."
"Well buddy, those 'cops' weren't actually cops, they have been going around trying to kill eyewitnesses all over the place."
"I haven't noticed," I say sarcastically and point to the bullet hole in my leg.
"Whoa! Where are they?" he says.
"Dead, I killed them in some alley."
He chuckles and says, "Well I got some good news for you then, here's twenty thousand dollars for completing the $10,000 bounties on both of them."
HE hands me the money and I wake up.



I don't completely remember finding the second trolls heart... I hope Mallory destroyed it.


First Troll
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Second Troll
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The trolls' hearts
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