The Epic Adventure

Part 1
Started off at some event, can't really remember, but eventually me and Kyle were walking through a mall on the second story when these two black guys start messing with us. Kyle looks at me like, "You got my back?" and I nod so he walks up to the one and says, "Hit me." The guy hauls off and clobbers Kyle, but Kyle's head barely moves, instead he says, "My turn." and socks the guy back. The guy stumbles around a bit and says, "Damn you hit hard man." As they are deciding whether they are going to go at it or just part ways, this Mexican dude pulls a knife and starts charging Kyle. I pull some Steven Segal bullshit and flip him around by his wrist, he tries to one hand handspring back up, but falls off the second story and breaks all his crap on the landing.


Part 2
We get away from that situation and are walking past a watch shop when Darnell runs up and kicks the window and takes the watches. I bend over to pick up two envelopes and the cops come and think I did it. I'm laying on the ground in hand cuffs with my family and cops around me. The main cop bends down next to me and pulls a knife in my face and presses it against my chin. He starts going off on how I'm the scum of the earth and he should just kill me right now. When everyone looks away I dislocate my shoulder and put the handcuffs in front of me. My brother is amazed at how I can do this and tell me I should trash the cops. I say no, and that I'd have a better chance in court, so as the cops start looking back I slip the handcuffs back behind me, but in the process one of my hands comes out. So I'm frantically trying to get it back in so it doesn't look like I'm trying to escape.

Part 3
Kyle, Janice, some dude, and me are walking through the streets of some ghetto. We hear a bunch of yelling and we all pull out guns. I yell, "Get inside!" and run into this convienent store, but Janice yells, "Stay with me!" and sets up near a bunch of pipes outside. I get stuck inside the store alone while a bunch of zombies storm in. I start firing, but they get too close so I start hitting them with my gun to keep them away. Eventually we kill then all and make our way to a huge building. We get to the top somehow and there is a huge balcony overlooking the entire city. We see fires and hear screaming. The city is in chaos.